1. She is a woman.
2. She is a citizen of the United States, and she is a woman.
3. She has long brown hair, big brown eyes, and a beautiful smile and she is a woman.
4. She also has B cup tits and a round ass, and she is a woman.
5. She loves sleeping, but she hates dreaming, and she is a woman.
6. After days of vomiting and pain, she had her first period when she was fourteen years old, the sign that she is a woman.
7. She had her first orgasm, not from herself, but from a married man who was thirty-two years old at the time. He was best friends with her father. She was fifteen, she is now a woman.
8. She has never had an orgasm from sex. .
9. She has sex on the first date, she is a woman.
10. She needs makeup to feel beautiful, she is a woman.
11. She hates shopping, but does it anyway…all the time; she is a woman.
12. She loves beer, but she usually drinks vodka, she is a woman.
13. She is shy – an observer – and she is a woman.
14. She doesn’t have a good relationship with her mother, and she is a woman.
15. She played three varsity sports in high school and received the MVP award in each, and she is a woman.
16. She knows all the guitarists, drummers, and singers for every rock band since the seventies, and she is a woman.
17. She’s afraid of love, and she is a woman.
18. She craves love, and she is a woman.
19. She can’t sleep unless she has checked the locks three times, and she is a woman,
20. She’s been called a slut by both women and men, and she’s a woman.
21. She was date raped, and she is a woman.
22. She has rape fantasies, and she is a woman.
23. She has shaved everything before, but now she only shaves her legs and her armpits…on special occasions, and she is a woman.
24. She doesn’t wear any jewelry, except for a watch that she feels naked without, and she’s a woman.
25. She prefers to watch DVDs rather than television, and she is a woman.
